African Names

Hey there,

I don't know if people here in kingston are familiar with African names which ususally have a short form, then the names extend or "morph" into some long ass word, people here have a hard time pronouncing. anyways, the issue that brought about this topic, was my experience with the cops (on one random night i cant remeber, but it was last week tho). we went to the grocery store to get some stuff, immediately we came out, alas! there was a cop car waiting outside for us!!. according to them, my friend's plate number had expired. anyways, the other cop decided to ask me a few questions and the following ensued btw us

Cop: can I have ID?
me: sure (hand driver's license to him)
Cop: so it's Toluwaleesee aliyoou?
me: ( correct full name,Tolu-walase Aliu, sry if you still cant pronounce that lol)
Cop: that's such a long name, do you belong to some tribe or clan? or is it ur dad's name passed down to you?.(loool)
me: no, just a typical Nigerian name
cop: oh, i see, guess your folks just wanted you to be good with alphabets!!!!!

I found the "experience" quite amusing, it also made me ponder why our names are so bogus, but then, I remebered, they all mean something. mine means God's will be done which is four words transcribed into a single word in my language. So I guess knowing your name has a good meaning also counts! but of course we also have "extreme cases" where even I have to wonder, what were his parents thinking???.....The longest, crazziest, one i ever heard......dnt think you're even ready for this......and it is...................................................................................................................................................
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OSCAR, OGHENEVUOGHAGHAESHARETURI!!!!!...dont ask me cos i dnt even know what that means!!!!

Funny Celebrities

Hey everyone!!!

This latest post  features live videos from your favorite celebrities!!!. these are "behind the scene" interviews with a little twist to it. these celebs prove that they aren't just your everyday artistes as the entertainment industry in interrelated. so, from Daniel Radcliffe's discovery that he's actually a "wizard" (lol), to kesha's dollar sign on her name, this are a few of your funny celebrities, please enjoy!!!

      

And also, before  I forget, the lovely drugged-out cook, gives some important tips for thanksgiving recipe..enjoy!